Lottery

[JiF][AARP]Tissueman · Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:55 pm

[JiF]Stepovich wrote:Nope.
Each person has to win twice apparently

Nope! Bier won again. How come he wins over a thousand each time and Step only got 210? Is it because Bier is so rabidly pro-meerkat?

[JiF][AARP]Grimp · Post by **[JiF][AARP]Grimp** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:37 pm

WOW Bier you better go out and buy some real tickets

[JiF]Beezer · Post by **[JiF]Beezer** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:43 am

I think we really need to get to the bottom of this and see what the scandle is between Bier and the Admins because this is just out of hand! People don't just win that many peanuts by luck people, honestly!

[JiF]Mentat · Post by **[JiF]Mentat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:38 am

The Rodentator/Anti-Meerkat coalition is remaining tight lipped on this matter, and also not discussing their role in the peanut tally machines programming scandal that is currently unfolding. Sources say that Bier, while touting Pro Meerkat propaganda, is secretly Anti Meerkat and collusion is suspected. Other sources point to the fact that peanuts just don't appear and you win them, leading some to say this is actually a major peanut laundering scheme. No difinitve decisions regarding an investigation will be made until Bier makes a statement.

[JiF]Bier · Post by **[JiF]Bier** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:11 am

I won the majority of my peanut's by playing games on the forums , I've spent 104 hr's playing game's & winning & losing trophies . as for the lottery there is no scandal between me & the admin's .

since there is no limit on the # of ticket's you can purchase I've been buying up extra ticket's , since there's not much you can do with your peanut's .

[JiF]Bier · Post by **[JiF]Bier** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:14 am

play the shell game. the higher you score the more peanuts you win

[JiF]Bier · Post by **[JiF]Bier** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:26 am

doh forgot to put this in my 1st post . my son Hamster has also donated some of his peanuts to me .

[JiF]Bier · Post by **[JiF]Bier** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:41 am

if the peanut scandal does not fit , you must acquit .

[JiF]Mentat · Post by **[JiF]Mentat** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:51 am

Reminds me of "Laslow" from the movie "Real Genius". GJ Bier!

[JiF][AARP]Grimp · Post by **[JiF][AARP]Grimp** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:56 am

I dunno Thos is missing and Jimbo is being chased by lawyers again

[JiF][AARP]Tissueman · Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:21 pm

All we need is a velvety woman's voice and a bad black and white photo of Bier. Woman is saying something like: "Senator Bier says he is Pro-Meerkat, but he took lottery money 3 times and has been secretly funding the Commando's in their campaign against the Whisker family. Why does Senator Bier say one thing and do another?" Scene cuts to a color photo of a smiling Step surrounded by happy Meerkats. Woman's voice: "Step has been using his peanuts to provide food to underprivileged Meerkats. Step won't take special interest lottery money. Step won't flip flop on issues. Well, he might flip, but he'll never flop."

And for the record, great response Bier.

I've begun sinking my peanuts into the lottery to give you a little competition. I plan to use my winnings to fund dressing therapy sessions so I can learn how many pairs of pants to wear at one time.

[JiF]Beezer · Post by **[JiF]Beezer** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:32 pm

you can donate peanuts to me

[JiF]Stepovich · Post by **[JiF]Stepovich** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:12 pm

Are many people playing the lottery?
Seems when you have 4-5 people buying tickets, and one or two buy like 20, they have a pretty good chance of winning repeatedly...

[JiF][AARP]Tissueman · Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:37 pm

I've been buying one, but this time I bought several.

[JiF]DispDave · Post by **[JiF]DispDave** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:56 pm

Or Me!

Split them between me & Beezer