Happy Birthday Tissue![JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:Sigh.... 58
On a side note, does that mean there is cake by your desk?
Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
-
[JiF]KellysHero
- Forum User
- Posts: 1257
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:29 am
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
On a side note, does that mean there is cake by your desk?
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
-
[JiF]KellysHero
- Forum User
- Posts: 1257
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:29 am
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
What happened on Tissue's Bday?? I don't know the complete history of Tissueman, but if anyone can help fill in the blanks, it would be most appreciated.
General Interest
1960 : First Kennedy-Nixon debate
1580 : Drake circumnavigates the globe "Tissue was aboard, and he was quoted as the first person in history to say, "Are we there yet?"
1957 : Bernstein's West Side Story opens "Tissue saw the original "Director/writer's cut" version live, it was called 'Romeo and Juliet'.
1996 : Shannon Lucid returns to Earth
American Revolution
1776 : Congress elects agents to negotiate treaty with France - Tissue as an elected agent was quoted as saying this as they left the harbor for France with the cargo hold filled with TP, "Ensuring the security of Western Democracy through superior tissue products."
Automotive
1910 : Durant loses control of GM
1920 : Ford announces new Ranger
1982 : KITT debuts "Tissue was up for the roll (pun intended) of Devon..."
Civil War
1864 : Battle at Pilot Knob, Missouri "It was reported but never proven that Tissue was lurking around the battle with his Bazooka"
Cold War
1989 : Anti-censorship law approved by Soviet legislature. "This was in response to Tissueman's "Ensuring the security of Western Democracy through superior tissue products." being repeated in the former USSR. In addition, all imports of TP from the US were suspended.
Crime
1969 : The "Chicago Seven" go on trial
Disaster
2002 : Ferry sinks off Gambian coast
Entertainment
1957 : West Side Story opens
1987 : Whitney Houston hits No. 1
1990 : X rating abolished
Literary
1888 : T.S. Eliot is born "Many don't know this, but the "T" in T.S Elliot stands for Tissueman."
Old West
1820 : The famous frontiersman Daniel Boone dies in Missouri "Tissueman was a pallbearer.
Presidential
1960 : Kennedy and Nixon square off in a televised presidential debate.
Vietnam War
1945 : First American soldier killed in Vietnam
1969 : Nixon responds to critics
Wall Street
1914 : Consumers get ally
1931 : Hoover convenes Conference on Unemployment
1956 : Ike's attack rattles market
World War I
1918 : Meuse-Argonne offensive opens
World War II
1944 : Allies slaughtered by Germans in Arnhem
See more on our World Timeline
General Interest
1960 : First Kennedy-Nixon debate
1580 : Drake circumnavigates the globe "Tissue was aboard, and he was quoted as the first person in history to say, "Are we there yet?"
1957 : Bernstein's West Side Story opens "Tissue saw the original "Director/writer's cut" version live, it was called 'Romeo and Juliet'.
1996 : Shannon Lucid returns to Earth
American Revolution
1776 : Congress elects agents to negotiate treaty with France - Tissue as an elected agent was quoted as saying this as they left the harbor for France with the cargo hold filled with TP, "Ensuring the security of Western Democracy through superior tissue products."
Automotive
1910 : Durant loses control of GM
1920 : Ford announces new Ranger
1982 : KITT debuts "Tissue was up for the roll (pun intended) of Devon..."
Civil War
1864 : Battle at Pilot Knob, Missouri "It was reported but never proven that Tissue was lurking around the battle with his Bazooka"
Cold War
1989 : Anti-censorship law approved by Soviet legislature. "This was in response to Tissueman's "Ensuring the security of Western Democracy through superior tissue products." being repeated in the former USSR. In addition, all imports of TP from the US were suspended.
Crime
1969 : The "Chicago Seven" go on trial
Disaster
2002 : Ferry sinks off Gambian coast
Entertainment
1957 : West Side Story opens
1987 : Whitney Houston hits No. 1
1990 : X rating abolished
Literary
1888 : T.S. Eliot is born "Many don't know this, but the "T" in T.S Elliot stands for Tissueman."
Old West
1820 : The famous frontiersman Daniel Boone dies in Missouri "Tissueman was a pallbearer.
Presidential
1960 : Kennedy and Nixon square off in a televised presidential debate.
Vietnam War
1945 : First American soldier killed in Vietnam
1969 : Nixon responds to critics
Wall Street
1914 : Consumers get ally
1931 : Hoover convenes Conference on Unemployment
1956 : Ike's attack rattles market
World War I
1918 : Meuse-Argonne offensive opens
World War II
1944 : Allies slaughtered by Germans in Arnhem
See more on our World Timeline
Last edited by [JiF]KellysHero on Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:35 pm, edited 3 times in total.
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
-
[JiF][AARP]Grimp
- Moderator
- Posts: 3803
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm
- Location: Massachusetts
-
[JiF]Mentat
- Forum User
- Posts: 632
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:57 pm
- Location: Dwarf Pine Forest
-
[JiF][AARP]Jimbo
- Site Admin
- Posts: 767
- Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:57 pm
- Contact:
-
[JiF]Lonewolf
- Forum User
- Posts: 616
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:23 pm
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
Happy Birthday!
You must be young and stupid before you can be old and wise.
-
[JiF]Rhykin
- JiF Member
- Posts: 525
- Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:25 pm
- Location: USA
- Contact:
-
[JiF][AARP]Grimp
- Moderator
- Posts: 3803
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm
- Location: Massachusetts
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
lol, "JiF goes to Chucky Cheese's" should make for some good photo ops' 
-
[JiF]Stepovich
- Forum User
- Posts: 1292
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:46 pm
- Location: MA
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
Happy Birthday young man!
-
[JiF][AARP]Tissueman
- Moderator
- Posts: 2784
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:19 am
- Location: Cincinnati
Re: Shameless Self Promoting Birthday Thread.
If we could only find a responsible adult to take us.[JiF]rIot wrote:lol, "JiF goes to Chucky Cheese's" should make for some good photo ops'
Thanks for the wishes.
Ensuring the security of Western Democracy through superior tissue products.
-
[JiF]Sandretzky
- Forum User
- Posts: 254
- Joined: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:02 am
- Location: Park Rapids, MN. USA
- Contact:
-
[JiF][AARP]Grimp
- Moderator
- Posts: 3803
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm
- Location: Massachusetts