Thought Of The Day

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

"I can see that your head has been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth"

- Bob Dylan

[[JiF]zougathefist]

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
— Albert Einstein

[[JiF]BloodGod]

All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"Life's tough... it's even tougher if you're stupid"
-John Wayne



How True, how true.

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

''Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.''
—Abraham Lincoln

[[JiF]corn]

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

[[JiF]BloodGod]

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy. -Elbert Einstein

One must be a god to be able to tell success from failures without making a mistake. -Anton Pavlovich

[[JiF]zougathefist]

The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter
-Navjot Singh Sidhu

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

[[JiF]Flying Tiger]

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[Max]

definition of friend. a real friend comes to bail you out of jail at 4am. a true friend is sitting beside you in the holding cell, going dude that was f*******ing awesome!

[[JiF]Gib]

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes tacos, because that's what He's getting for dinner”

-Jack Handy.

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

'No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer' - Bill Gates

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

"I don't know what the facts are but somebody's certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know,
and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know."

- Donald Rumsfeld

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

"If we can hit that bullseye then the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate."

Futurama character Zapp Brannigan.

[[JiF]Uncle Stinky]

Gib - that was awesome.


"To do is to be" - Descartes

"To be is to to" - Sartre

"Doo bee doo bee doo" - Sinatra

"I be doin' doo doo" - Basement cat